Nā wānana Comic no ka Makahiki Hou o ka Maʻi Keʻokeʻo
Inā makemake ʻoe e hoʻokaʻaʻike i ka lā nui o ka Makahiki Hou, e mālama pono i nā leʻaleʻa. ʻO kahi koho maikaʻi loa nā wānana kōmike no ka Makahiki Hou 2020. ʻO nā wānana o ka Makahiki Hou e hoʻopiʻi i ka ʻohana a me nā hoa aloha. Kūpono like kēlā pāʻani no kahi pāʻina ʻoihana. Kūkākūkā wau iā ʻoe e koho i nā koho maikaʻi a maikaʻi ʻole i hōʻeha ʻia kekahi. I loko o ka ʻatikala e ʻike ʻoe i nā wanana kōmike a ka Rat Rat e pili ana i ka wā e hiki mai ana, e pili ana i nā ʻoihana like ʻole.
Papa inoa o nā wanana komik
Ola
Hoʻomaka ke koho me nā wānana olakino no 2020. ʻOiai, he bias hoʻomākeʻaka ko lākou, akā hiki ke lawe ʻia kekahi.
- "I ka hoʻoilo ʻaʻole ʻoe e maʻi inā hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe e kau i kahi scarf mehana!"
- "Me ke olakino e maikaʻi nā mea āpau inā ʻohiʻohi pinepine ʻoe i nā hoaaloha!"
- "Inā huhū ʻoe, ʻaʻole ʻoe e hele i ke kauka!"
- "E hoʻoikaika ʻoe i kou olakino i ka Makahiki Hou, a e lanakila ʻoe i luna o nā piko."
- "Inā ʻoe e moe olohelohe i ka hau, a laila ʻaʻole e kolo ka microbe iā ʻoe!"
- "No laila e hoʻopakele iā ʻoe iho i nā maʻi - hana i nā haʻuki hou aʻe!"
- "I mea e hoʻoikaika ai i kou olakino, pono ʻoe e kipa i ka hale ʻauʻau!"
ʻOihana a me ka hana
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Kuhi kēia makahiki i ka nui o ke kālā a me ka kūleʻa!
E hāpai i kāu kīʻaha
A laki hoʻi!
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Ke kali nei ʻoe i kahi hana mana i ka Makahiki Hou?!
A ʻo ke kumu e like me ka toast -
Ke kali nei ka ulu ʻoihana wikiwiki iā ʻoe!
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Inā ʻoe e hana e like me ka lio,
ʻAʻole ʻono ia i ke ola!
I ka Makahiki Hou, aia kekahi minuke e hoʻomaha ai,
A no ka hopena pule kalaiwa, ʻaʻole ia he ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka.
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I ka makahiki hou, hoʻomākeʻaka ka ʻino ma luna o nā hoa
E hana lākou i nā hakahaka nunui i ka aura!
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E lawe ka makahiki i ka laki maikaʻi i ka hana -
Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoponopono i kekahi pilikia.
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Kū ʻo Kūlana Kūlana i ka wiwo ʻole -
E neʻe ʻoe i ka papahele kiʻekiʻe!
ʻO nā wānana e pili ana i ka hana i ka prose e lilo i mea hoihoi i ka lā nui.
- Nui a hewahewa nā hana o kēlā me kēia lā ke kali nei iā ʻoe i ka Makahiki Hou.
- I ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka makahiki, e lohe ʻoe i kahi pahū ikaika: e hū ka poʻe lili a me nā mea hoʻokūkū i ka lili.
- Ma hope o nā lā nui o ka Makahiki Hou, e hoʻouka ʻia ʻoe e ... ka laki laki, ka hauʻoli a me ka pōmaikaʻi. ʻAʻole kōkua ke kūʻē.
- Ke nalo ka hana ma ka hana, hoʻokō ʻia ka makemake e hoʻonui.
- Kuhi ʻia kahi hoʻonui i ka moʻohelu kālā i ka hoʻomaka o ke kauwela.
- E nānā pono i kāu wāwae i ʻole e nalo ma ke ala kūleʻa.
- E nui hou aku ke kālā. Aia i hea kāu ʻeke mānoanoa?!
Aloha a me nā pilina
- "Kūkākūkā ka White Rat ʻaʻole e kaniʻuhū, no ka mea, aia nā hoaaloha ma laila i ka makahiki holoʻokoʻa."
- "E pāʻani ke koko i loko o koʻu mau uaua, no ka mea, hoʻomehana ke aloha i ka puʻuwai."
- "ʻO kēia ka wānana a ka lani e hoʻohiki ai iā ʻoe: i ka makahiki hou e loaʻa nā hana mana wale i ke ola!"
- "Ke kali nei kahi makahiki ʻokoʻa: e hulahula kahi hulahula puni o ke aloha!"
- "I ka makahiki e hiki mai ana, e like ʻoe me he iʻa i loko o ka wai i nā wahi āpau!"
- "Ma ke kahakai hae, neoneo, e kokoke ana kou hopena."
- "E maikaʻi nā mea āpau i mua o ka pilikino!"
- "E kai ana nā hoa aloha a me nā lā hauʻoli hauʻoli."
- "E loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi laki kūikawā - e kakali i kahi hoʻohui i ka ʻohana!"
- "ʻO ka makahiki ke hoʻohiki nei e kūleʻa me ka ʻole ʻole: e aloha ʻoe me ʻelua i ka manawa like."
- "Laki ʻoe i ke ola, ʻo ia hoʻi ke kali nei ka laki nui i ka makahiki holoʻokoʻa."
- "E nānā pono i nā makana mai nā mea aloha: hiki i nā mea kaumaha ke hana i nā puʻupuʻu ma ka lae."
- "E mālamalama ka Makahiki Hou - e loaʻa nā makana he nui."
- "I ka Makahiki Hou, mai ʻaiʻē - hōʻaiʻē mau."
He aha ka makahiki
Nui ka poʻe hoihoi i ka mea o ka 2020 i ka nui. Eia kekahi mau ʻōlelo hoʻokaʻaka hoʻomākeʻaka e pili ana i kēia kumuhana.
- "Ua hoʻohiki kaʻiole i ka laki maikaʻi a me kahi dacha hou loa!"
- "E paʻakikī loa ka makahiki, no ka mea, ʻo kēlā me kēia mea e ʻōlelo ai, paʻakikī e lawe i kahi ʻeke piha me ke kālā"
- "Ua hoʻohiki ka Rat iā ʻoe i ka hauʻoli a me nā pilikia ʻoluʻolu i ka Makahiki Hou!"
- "Inā ikaika ʻoe, a laila e maikaʻi ka makahiki."
- "E ulu ana kāu loaʻa kālā a me kahi wā hoʻomaha exotic i ka waena o ka makahiki e hiki mai ana."
- "E nui ana nā lā kupaianaha i ka makahiki e hiki mai ana: kou lā hānau a me kēlā me kēia lā hou e hiki mai ana."
- "Nui ka pīhoihoi a me ka leʻaleʻa."
- "Mai ka hoʻomaka o ka makahiki e loaʻa nā ʻano laki ʻokoʻa."
- "E lawe mai ka Makahiki Hou i nā makana nani, a mālamalama kēlā me kēia lā!"
- "Wikiwiki mākou e hoʻohoka - he akahai loa kāu mau moemoeā, a ke kali nei ka laki iā ʻoe."
- "He kumu no ka hauʻoli i ka makahiki e hiki mai ana - e ʻike ʻia kahi kaʻa hou."
- "Hiki iā ʻoe ke manaʻoʻiʻo e hoʻokō koke ʻia kāu mau moemoeā aloha!"
- "Hoʻomākaukau ka White Rat i nā mea hou i ʻike hou ʻia a me nā hanana hauʻoli nāu i ka makahiki."
- "I ka Makahiki Hou, aia ʻoe i ka lole piha - ke kali nei ke ola maoli i ka" kokoleka ".
Hoʻolālā wikiō
ʻAʻohe manaʻo ʻo Hollywood
ʻO nā mea hoʻokalakupua like ʻole, ʻike nui i nā mea kilokilo, a me nā kilo kilokilo i makemake nui ʻia. ʻO kahi wānana i noʻonoʻo pono ʻia, i hōʻike ʻia i kahi ʻano pāhenehene, e hopu i ka manaʻo o nā malihini no ka manawa lōʻihi a e hoʻomālamalama hoʻi i ka lā nui. Ke hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻomaopopo i ka mea a pehea e wānana ai, e noʻonoʻo ai e pili ana iā Hollywood, a i ʻole, e pili ana i nā inoa o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me kahi hoʻolālā hoihoi.
No ka hoʻokō ʻana i ka manaʻo, pio nā kukui i loko o ka lumi, ʻo nā ihoiho a me nā lei wale nō i koe, a hoʻā ʻia nā mele mālie. Hoʻoholo ʻia kahi ipu kīʻaha i ke ʻano o kahi kinipōpō i kahi pōʻai. Kau ʻia nā kukui neon a i ʻole nā lei lei ma ka lalo o ka ipu, a kāpīpī ʻia me nā pua rose i ʻoki ʻia mai ka pepa corrugated ma luna. E hoʻopili ʻia kekahi o nā ʻōlelo hoʻokaʻawale aʻe i kekahi ʻaoʻao o ka petal.
- Kuhi ʻia kēia makahiki - "Big jackpot".
- E hui hou i ke kauwela hou - "Midnight in Paris".
- E hālāwai koke me nā mākua.
- ʻAʻole loa ʻoe - "Ke kolu".
- I kēia makahiki e ʻike ʻoe - "Fatal atrakial".
- E ʻike koke ʻoe ʻo ʻoe ka "Nani i kahi Miliona".
- ʻApopo e loaʻa ka moekolohe a me ke kūlanakauhale.
Kuhi ʻia ka helu o nā leo leo e ka manaʻo o ka mea nāna lākou i hana a me ka nui o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā kīwī kīwī nona nā poʻo inoa i ʻāpana o ka hoʻomākeʻaka. Hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ma ka pākaukau ke loaʻa nā ʻāpana pepa he nui. E puka mai kahi pāʻani maikaʻi ma waho o kēia manaʻo, ka mea lanakila kahi i ʻoi aku ka nui o nā pua rose a, e like me, nā wānana hou aʻe. Hiki i ka makana ke lilo i hulahula i kāu mele punahele a i ʻole ʻae e hele mai me kahi ʻōlelo hoʻokaʻawale no kēlā me kēia mea i komo iā ʻoe iho.
Me kahi mele ma ke ola
ʻO ke mele kahi kumu pau ʻole o ka ʻike. ʻO ka mea leʻaleʻa nui o ka lā nui e hoʻokokoke aku i kēlā me kēia mea kipa me kahi ipu nui, kahi e hoʻopuehu ʻia ai nā pepa kilokilo i kahi ʻano chaotic, a noi aku e lawe i kekahi o lākou.
Ma ka pā, hiki iā ʻoe ke kākau:
- I ka makahiki aʻe e manaʻo ana ʻo ia - "Nui nā māhele ma ka honua."
- I Pepeluali e hālāwai ʻoe - “Kālā, kālā, kālā. I ka lā mau i ka honua o ke kanaka waiwai. "
- I ka puna, pono ʻoe e akahele me - "Auē, kēia male, male, mele male a hulahula."
- E akahele ʻoe i ka wahine i kapa ʻia - "Natasha, Natasha, kuʻu puʻuwai a me koʻu ʻuhane."
- E ʻōlelo ana kahi malihini - "A ʻaʻole au i ʻike he aloha loko ʻino ke aloha."
- E like nā lā hana me - "A hele wāwae wau i Dolce Gabana āpau."
- Ma hope o ka hoʻonui ʻana o ka uku, ʻo ʻoe - "Au, manaʻo wau, ke hele nei nā kaikamahine i kahi nui."
Hiki ke koho ʻia ke mele i kekahi mea. Pono e hoʻolohe pono i ka wānana. ʻO kēlā me kēia mea hiki ke hīmeni i ka paukū hou aʻe i ke mele a kapa ʻia ka mea pena kiʻi e hāʻawi ʻia i kahi makana liʻiliʻi.
Nā wānana poetic me nā hoaaloha
ʻO ka Makahiki Hou 2020 kahi manawa no ka hoʻomaha a hoʻomaha. I mea e hoʻomāhuahua ai i ka lā nui, hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu i kāu mau hoaaloha me ka hoʻokō ʻana i nā wānana komik ma ke ʻano poetic:
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E loaʻa ke kālā a me ka kūleʻa
ʻO ka moekolohe, ka ipo wahine ka ʻoi loa
A me ka uku a me ka hana,
Akā hoʻokahi hopohopo hou
Inā he limousine hou
ʻAʻole e hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ko Georgians,
ʻAʻole e ʻike i kēia mau keu pono āpau
Pēlā paha ia!
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Ma hope o ka pāʻina ʻahaʻaina
Mai poina e kūʻai kaʻa.
E hiki koke ke kai o ke kālā
E lālani iā lākou, e poina ana i ke kaumaha.
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Inā ʻoe e hoʻolauleʻa ai i ka Makahiki Hou, uhi ʻia ʻoe i ka kirimona kawa, e like me ka pōpoki,
E loaʻa ka hauʻoli a me ka kūleʻa no ka manawa lōʻihi e ʻoluʻolu i nā mea āpau
No ka mea mai noho ʻoe ma aneʻi, wikiwiki i ka hale kūʻai
A mai kūʻai i kahi lita, ʻaʻole ʻelua, akā i nā bakeke a me ka hapalua -
ʻO Vodka, pia, moonshine, cognac, waiʻona hou aku,
No laila e hoʻomanaʻo ka poʻe ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka Makahiki Hou no ka manawa lōʻihi!
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I ka Makahiki Hou, kahi uku hou,
He lole huluhulu, kahi ʻeke, mau kāmaʻa,
He lālā kakalaioa
Kaulana iki, hoʻohanohano iki.
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E hoʻokō ʻia nā makemake āpau
A e kūleʻa ana nā mea āpau
Akā no ka pono o ka ʻike nui
E wāwahi iā lākou āpau me kou mau niho.
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Aia kekahi mea weliweli i nā hoa hana
E ʻōwili iā ʻoe ma ke kaʻa
I ʻike ʻole ai i kahi hilahila,
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi e noho i kahi kihi, hū mālie i kāu wai momona.
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ʻO kēlā wanana iā ʻoe
ʻAʻole e alakaʻi ka hāmau i ka maikaʻi
E kūleʻa ai
Hīmeni i mele no nā mea āpau.
Wanana ma ka prosa
Ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka hoʻolauleʻa, hāʻawi ʻia kēlā me kēia malihini i ka wanana. Ke hiki mai kona manawa e ʻōlelo i ka toast, ma kahi o kāna ʻōlelo, heluhelu ʻo ia i ka mea i kākau ʻia ma kahi ʻāpana pepa. ʻAʻole ia e koi ʻia e hoʻonui i ka leka i ka toast loa.
"I kēia makahiki e loaʻa i nā mea āpau kahi waiwai - stash a ka wahine, kahi bila i nalowale e ke aliʻi, kahi kālā he 50 mau makahiki i ʻōwili ʻia ma luna o ka sofa."
“I ka makahiki e hiki mai ana, e hoʻouka ʻia aku ʻoe. He laki nō i waena o nā lawehala i hiki ʻole ai iā ʻoe ke hakakā hou aku. "
"E minoʻaka pinepine, a laila kau inoa i kahi ʻaelike e loaʻa ai ka uku me ka mea hana niho."
"ʻO ka hana ʻana i ka Makahiki o ka Rat ka mea e like ai ʻoe me he pailaka lā i ka mīkini manawa e hoʻolei iā ʻoe i ka makahiki o ka lio."
"I ka makahiki aʻe, e lanakila ʻoe i hoʻokahi miliona kālā, e ʻae ai iā ʻoe e haʻalele i kāu hana a hiki i kēia makahiki aʻe."
"I ka hopena o ka makahiki, e kakali i nā haʻalulu ikaika. Pīhoihoi i kou kūleʻa ʻana, e pahū ka poʻe lili a me nā mea hoʻokūkū i ka huhū. "
"Ma ka hōʻike ʻana i ka hapalua o ka hapalua me kahi apo daimana, e lilo ʻoe i mea kokoke loa i kāu mau hoapili e hiki ai, ʻoiai e moe ana ʻoe i ka pō ma ka hana no ke koena o ka makahiki."
Hana i nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka i mea e hōʻeha ʻole ai i ke kanaka, hoʻomākeʻaka iā ia, a noʻonoʻo paha i ka ʻōlelo aʻo i loaʻa. Mai wānana i kahi mea koʻikoʻi. ʻO ke kamaʻilio ʻana e pili ana i nā pōpilikia pilikino, ka nele o ke kālā a me nā pilikia ma ka hana ʻaʻole ia he mea e noʻonoʻo ai ma ka papa ʻaina o ka Makahiki Hou.
No kahi wānana e hoihoi maoli ai, pono e hoʻolālā ʻia no nā poʻe kikoʻī. No laila, inā ʻākoakoa kahi ʻohana keiki, ʻōpio a me ka poʻe ʻelemākule ma ka papa ʻaina, a laila maopopo leʻa ke pale aku i nā ʻōlelo hoʻomākeʻaka ma nā kumuhana pili. Hiki ke kaʻanalike ʻia i ke poʻo inoa i nā hoʻomanaʻo hoʻomanaʻo. ʻO ke poʻomanaʻo no nā keiki kā lākou moʻolelo kaʻao punahele a me nā kiʻi paʻi kiʻi. ʻO ka ʻike ʻole pehea e wānana ai no kahi mākua, hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i loko o kahi puke me kāu mau mele punahele. Hana nā psychics he nui i kēlā.
Nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo pono
E nānā i ka hoʻolālā. E kiʻi i ka hana a me ka hana. I ka manawa like, e hoʻomanaʻo i ka nani a me ka maʻalahi o ka 2020. He aha nā koho no ka hana ʻana i nā wanana komik?
- Pahuʻaiahi. E lilo ia i mea e mālama ai, i kumu e leʻaleʻa ai, i mea e leʻaleʻa ai ke ahiahi.
- Nā kāleka kāleka i ke ʻano o nā hau hau, nā lāʻau Kalikimaka a i ʻole nā pōpō Kalikimaka. E kākau ʻia i loko ka wānana o ka Makahiki Hou.
- Nā hakakā me nā wānana o ka wā e hiki mai ana i nā ʻeke organza nani. ʻO ka mea ʻono kekahi manaʻo maikaʻi loa.
- ʻO nā pepa i loko o kahi kīʻaha kīʻaha nui i hiki i kēlā me kēia malihini ke kau i ko lākou lima i loko a koho i kahi wānana leʻaleʻa.
- Pāluna ea. ʻAe kēia i nā malihini e haki i nā pāluna a heluhelu i ka wānana no nā hanana e hiki mai ana.
Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i nā kuki nut, nā kākini Kalikimaka mini, kahi e piha ai nā convolutions me nā wanana, e kau i nā wahī me nā wānana ma nā lāʻau Kalikimaka. Mālamalama ka hoʻolauleʻa o ka Makahiki Hou, no laila koi ia i nā leka i nā mea āpau. E ʻike pono i nā mea wahī lole me nā wanana i loko o ia kumuhana.
E nānā i ke ʻano o nā wanana i hana lākou i kahi ʻano leʻaleʻa a leʻaleʻa i ka poʻe e noho nei. ʻO nā wānana hoʻomākeʻaka e hoʻomākeʻaka ai ka pāʻina o ka makahiki hou, hiki ʻole ke kānalua ʻia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i nā māmala hopu mai nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, nā inoa mālamalama, nā mele mele. O kahi laʻana:
- "Auē, kēia male, male, male mele a hulahula ...".
- "... E neʻe ke kaʻa, e hoʻomau ka anuu."
- "E komo wau i kahi mea hoʻololi a hele i kahi."
- "Aia he mau miliona o nā manawa e hiki koke mai nā mea āpau"
- "Miliona, miliona US kālā, e maikaʻi ke ola ..."
Lana koʻu manaʻo e leʻaleʻa a maikaʻi hoʻi ka lā nui no ka leʻaleʻa i nā leʻaleʻa hoihoi e like me nā wānana komik o ka White Metal Rat.